A MAN has claimed that he accidentally had sex with his wife’s identical twin sister – and only realised when he reached round to feel her fake breasts.
And then his wife walked in – awkward.
The embarrassing encounter happened while the trio holidayed in gambling capital Las Vegas.
Posting on the sharing site Reddit, the ashamed husband, who goes under the moniker Not Thesis, explained how drunk and penniless he found himself in bed with the wrong woman.
He was quick to point out how he was friends with “Jody” – his wife “Rachel’s sister – but was not attracted to her.
Not Thesis writes: “Even though they are twins, I absolutely have no interest in her. Jody is more of a “party girl”, selfish and vain (She has plastic boobs).
“My wife is sweet, all natural, kind and selfless.”
But with his beer goggles on, things dramatically changed and he and his wife returned to the hotel room – leaving Jody at the bar with another man.
And after falling asleep straight away, the man says he woke up in a “drunk and horny” state and felt his wife cuddling up to him.
We cuddle and I start to fondle her boobs. I notice they were quite firm and almost balloon like. In my drunken state, I immediately froze
“I thought it was a good time for sexy time.
“I’m embarrassed to say but I only last about 2 minutes (Doesn’t matter, had sex),” he writes.
But then things took a turn for the worse.
“We cuddle and I start to fondle her boobs. I notice they were quite firm and almost balloon like. In my drunken state, I immediately froze.
“I realised I just f***** my wifes sister,” he continued.
Seconds later the man’s actual wife was standing in the hotel room, staring at the naked pair.
He added: “About a few seconds later the lights turn on and my wife witnesses both myself and Jody naked. She’s screaming at the at the both of us.
“Jody wakes up and jumps out of bed. “What the f*** is going on??” “Uh, umm, I didn’t.. uh umm” I couldn’t muster anything.
“My wife starts to cry and runs out the room. “
And fast forward to today, the pair are now separated.
Not Thesis summarised his disastrous situation, adding: “Went to Vegas with my wife and sister. In a drunken state, accidentally had sex with the sister. Getting divorce finalized soon.”