“Sex bomb, sex bomb, you’re my sex bomb” is what you want your girlfriend, wife, or casual fling to sing in her head when you’re walking in her general direction. You want her to think, “Goddamn, that motherfucker rocks my world.” Provided you’re not the sexual equivalent of that guy in a pick-up game who plays “me first” basketball. Then you probably don’t care what the girl thinks. As long as your life juice is sputtering through the air, you’re happy. Even if she’s not.
No one wants to be that guy, though. It’s 2014, everyone should be having their share of the fun in the sack. And according to a recent study from University at Albany, a lot of that pleasure for women, especially those in committed relationships, has to do with life outside the bed.
Per Pub Med
Based on a survey of heterosexual female college students in committed relationships, how often women experienced orgasm as a result of sexual intercourse was related to their partner’s family income, his self-confidence, and how attractive he was.
Orgasm intensity was also related to how attracted they were to their partners, how many times they had sex per week, and ratings of sexual satisfaction. Those with partners who their friends rated as more attractive also tended to have more intense orgasms.
Sexual satisfaction was related to how physically attracted women were to their partner and the breadth of his shoulders.
Women who began having sexual intercourse at earlier ages had more sex partners, experienced more orgasms, and were more sexually satisfied with their partners.
We also identified an ensemble of partner psychological traits (motivation, intelligence, focus, and determination) that predicted how often women initiated sexual intercourse.
Their partner’s sense of humor not only predicted his self-confidence and family income, but it also predicted women’s propensity to initiate sex, how often they had sex, and it enhanced their orgasm frequency in comparison with other partners.
O.K. So to summarize (and assuming you don’t have a micro penis)…You need to be funny, confident, handsome as shit, the son of rich parents, the owner of broad shoulders, attractive to her friends (even the insufferable ones who seem to hate happiness) and whatever you do, don’t go chasing virgins. Also, and this is my hot tip, it’s probably best practice to not waft your farts into her mouth.
Seems easy enough, right?